No Noodles please...

Jobless. So following up on the Mangalore pub scene. Latest is girls can't wear jeans and noodle straps. Wow!!! This from a state where guys love eating/marrying/doing most of everything wearing a piece of cloth draped around their waists hitched up almost to the hem of their boxers. Very unsexy. But yeah, I kinda sympathize with these poor hapless souls. The main reason they are against girls in skimpy outfits is to keep the population of India in check. Girls look ugly/or plain uncomfortable in layers of sarees(or dress, salwar, and a kg worth of dupatta), guy in lungi looks ugly, major turn off on both sides, no nefarious businesses in the dark, no making babies. Which is maybe why that one article about a husband beating up his wife for wearing jeans.
Maybe he got upset that his elaborate plan of never ever having snotty kids was half shot when his wife wore jeans, and he couldn't….er….control, so, very rightfully he got pissed.
Poor guys….cannot keep their emotions in check around pretty semi clad chicks. Or maybe they are plain jealous that gals can wear skirts and they cant. Without looking silly that is. I've got a few that I can lend for all those envious guys who are man enough to try them. Any takers?